From the best sense of humour through to the quickest City star, Fernandinho and Joao decide on the strongest player in a number of different areas, combining to make one super footballer.
The pair work their way through several categories, with Gabriel Jesus also stopping by for a brief input on where he thinks he should be selected.
Some decisions, like best tattoos and vision, are agreed on in an instant.
Others however, such as best dressed, take a bit more time to be confirmed!
Find out who makes the cut in each category via the video above...